Paris is arguably the sexiest city in the world. But what is it that makes Paris so sexy. And more importantly, how can you experience the city’s erotic side yourself? Naughty Paris: A Lady’s Guide to the Sexy City is your key to unlocking the hidden secrets of the City of Light. In this guide, you’ll discover: * How to set the scene for seduction on a hot honeymoon or a naughty getaway with your lover * Intimate hotels, low-lit restaurants, and couples-only nightclub * Sizzling dance clubs and stylish cocktail bars for mingling with the locals * Erotic museums, art galleries, and book shops * Kinky cabarets, steamy striptease, and insider advice on swingers’ clubs and fetish parties * Only the best Parisian fashion boutiques, beauty salons, and perfume shops * Female-owned boutiques specializing in naughty toys, lingerie, and fetishwear * Lessons in how to pole dance, perform a striptease, or give a sensual massage * How to flirt like a Parisian and decode French pick-up lines Whether it’s with your man, with the ladies, or on a pleasure-seeking solo adventure of your own, Naughty Paris has something for every woman searching for her inner femme fatale in the City of Light.
If Jay from `The Inbetweeners’ were to write an erotic novel, this would be it. Intentionally or not it is absolutely hilarious and totally refreshing. ‘What did a recently divorced, single woman of forty-one, who’d been off the market for eighteen years do? It wasn’t like she was ready for the knacker’s yard just yet. She reckoned that she still looked good. Long blonde hair, highlights and lowlights, green eyes, a good figure, the springs still holding up on her 36D boobs. And she still felt horny. Extremely horny. In fact, ditching the cheating swine of a husband had seen her libido rediscover itself and go into overdrive. So what did a recently divorced, single woman of forty-one, who’d been off the market for eighteen years do? Internet dating that’s what you did…’ Not for the fainthearted or easily offended! Get up to your nuts in clunge!